So life has been super busy. Are you aware that it’s almost April?! I’ve got some amazing phlogs coming soon, but for now I leave you with my new favorite hobby: Searching for gift bags that make no sense in English. (See: Because Bad Translations Are Funny.)

 

So just in case you can’t read it all, here are some of the random English words strewn together to create nonsensical phrases:

Upper middle text: though the valley, the shadow of Death, Thy rod and Thy staff, I will fear no EVIL: they comfort me.

Red ribbon: Here comes trouble. Here comes trouble.

Main text: Good Lock, loving the world around you fills your heart with a quiet joy. BEST WISH FOR YOU.

Seal: BEST WISH FOR YOU 100%

Right-hand text: Best wish for you Good time.